The Salesman, who calls himself "Hugh J. Frahd", is a cryptid of a door-to-door salesman, appearing on peoples' doorstep to sell various different items big and small.

personality:

The Salesman has been said to be very charming and charismatic, having a smooth voice, flattering attire and in general just being handsome.

With his undying patience and great way with words, he can win over even the most unwilling of customers.

His attitute towards customers is energetic, but respectful, humble and flattering. There may be slight differences depending on the character of his customer.

He actually very much enjoys his job. He likes talking to people, and loves advertising. He will agree with anything the customer believes in.

physical appearance:

He is described as a 5'7"ft tall Great Dane with brown fur, shiny black hair and dark eyes.

He wears a dark blue suit over a white collared shirt, a black tie with grey stripes and black dress shoes.

A black suitcase is always with him, held in his left hand.

background:

He prefers to not get too personal.

He has mentioned a sister, a neighbor and an uncle before. No details were provided so they cannot be identified.

It's not certain if he actually has any relationships/connections or if he makes them up.

he is my fan oc for the comics "guide to the end of the world" and "my neighborhood sucks" by deththemethod :P

likes:

He seemingly bends his answers to be relatable to his customers' but generally answers like this:

his favorite food is grilled cheese sandwiches.

His favorite show is The Office.

He only listens to music on the radio.

His favorite color is blue.

dislikes:

"let's not get negative now!"

He does not express dislike towards anything unless it's to sell better.

paranormal tendencies:

-He seems to appear out of thin air, nobody has ever witnessed him actually walking up to their front door. The doorbell just suddenly rings.

-On rare occasion, instead of at the front door, he can appear behind someone alone and try selling to them.

-More often on that rare occasion it will be an emergency situation, and he will likely try to sell them a useful item, letting them "test it out" first before being obligated to pay.Because he's a good man, if they dont have the money, he will tell them to pay him next time.

-The contents of his suitcase are never the same. Every case describes a different item being offered.

-He can take things out from his suitcase that technically cannot fit inside, he reaches his hand in, and for a split second all of your senses turn off, like your consciousness blinks, and suddenly theres an entire toilet on your porch.

-He somehow knows everything about his customers even thought they had never met beforehand. He doesn't mention anything personal to not scare them away but will act like a fond friend of them.

-Footage cannot be caught of him. Cameras don't work, and he only appears when there is only one person to witness him.

-He cannot be tracked. Things like scent and dna do not exist.

-He legally does not exist. There are no records of the existence of him or his birth certificate, id, house number, social security number, etc.

-The business cards he gives out to his customers are only telligible when he is there.

Once he is gone, it is mentally draining and migrane-inducing to try to read anything.

-He can appear anywhere in panland, he speaks the language from the country he is currently in. Can also do sign language or tactile sign language.

-only one time he sold a cure to a blind and deaf girl for 2 cents.

-If you try killing him "your conciousness blinks" and he's gone.

miscellanious:

-sexuality is up to interperetation idc, canonically he isnt looking for love and would politely decline anyone who offers it

-wave a tennis ball in his face and his head will follow it

-not hostile hes just strange

-he smells like nice cologne :P

none :-(