Pipes of pain and suffering is a near-immortal cosmic entity consisting of ever-growing spiked pipeworks which constantly branch out and travel in all directions and dimensions.

Its goal is to cleanse the world of life. It spreads everywhere, searching for vermin to eradicate.

He percieves lifeforms as unclean, disgusting, revolting parasites and believes it is its mission to wipe all traces of them and their existence. He not only kills them but tortures them too.

It is fully sentient, capable of thought, communication and emotion. He hardly feels anything other than hatred and disgust.

physical info:

He is made up of a metal many times stronger than tungsten.

Its melting point is impossible for the average person to achieve.

Some ends are open while some are closed.

It spreads like the

windows pipes screensaver.

It is deadly in a couple of ways:

His spikes are venomous. One prick will have you seizing and later dead in minutes.

Can be radioactive.

Its touch is enough to wilt any plant completely. Contact with skin ends in necrosis. Its plague slowly and continuously spreads until all is gone.

Infected creatures can spread the disease onto others via touch and breath.

-He communicates telepathically

-It makes various fucked up noises. His intent is to drive you insane.

-Besides your mind, these noises can intercept radio frequencies too.

-It chain smokes cigs and drinks cheap beer

-Capable of feeling love but it doesnt mean hell enjoy it

-The best relationship you can get with that thing is a very toxic kissmesistude

-Feeling emotions disgusts it, feeling sensations disgusts it, living disgusts it

-It passes the harkness test....

-The only thing that can beat him is kirby. Yes that means he solos goku

It hates everything except:

silence, fractals and football(it looks stupid as shit)

It's "voice" is a mix of garbled garbage and sometimes voices from both men and women.

1. canon (noise warning, lower ur volume)

^mri sounds^

^DVVLn_yDE1hOkfWrUr - yt^

^hammer_dll.dll - yt^

^tmpMo4GJT - webdriver torso^

^dialup internet^

^shortwave radio oddity roundup - yt^(voices)

^shortwave radio oddity roundup - yt^(noises)

^tv static^

^minecraft cave sounds^

^gaster voice thing^

2. non canon human voices

^1x1x1x1 - forsaken^

^am - ihnmaims^

^abc_123_a.ogg - undertale^